Not my finest moments

Sometimes I do stuff, that when thinking back on them, kinda make me feel embarassed for me. However, if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at, ya know?

(Some might argue that this ENTIRE BLOG is composed of ridiculous stuff that I do, and to that I say: Probably.)

I'll just give you the most recent top four, because I believe that there should be a statute of limitations on these things. And because I can't remember anything that happened before last week.


Rachael's Top Four Most Recent Ridiculous/Embarrassing Moments:

1) I decided to be productive and therefore put a load of towels into the washing machine. As I took a step backwards the back of my knees bumped into the overflowing clothes basket behind me causing me to sit down directly into the basket, propelling my head backwards (hard) and smacking it on the garage door (of which the Hubs was behind spending time with "the other woman" in his man cave.) In complete horror I flung myself forward out of the basket (as quick as I could considering I had to unbury myself from the dirty laundry) then lunged myself forward onto my hands and knees and crawled across the laundry room floor, around the door and into the hallway in an attempt to avoid being seen when hubs opened the door thinking someone had knocked on it. I found myself chasing 2 aleve with a coke (which Im not suppossed to be drinking) 5 minutes later thanks to the blow to the head I took on the door!

2) I chased my tiny dog, George, around for ten minutes trying to give him a kiss. I even sang him a song in an attempt to lure him to me. Apparently, he is not wooed by Kelly Clarkson. Even Beatle looked disapproving, and he normally loves this type of thing.

3) I folded laundry and I started to put it away, but I left some of it, just like, socks, and a couple pairs of my underwear, on the couch. (I'm bad about doing this.) When I came home everything was gone, and in causal conversation, Hubs said that our neighbor had come over unannounced. I know that my underwear was on the couch but I don't want to ask Hubs if he shoved it under the couch cushion BEFORE or AFTER the neighbor walked in because I don't really want to know the answer. AT ALL.

4) I went to McDonald's, felt guilty about it, and then lied to the drive-thru lady and tried to convince her that it was for "my husband's lunch and that's why I need extra BBQ sauce" even though obviously she could care less and me lying wouldn't change the fact that I just shoved a 6-piece Chicken McNugget meal directly into my face. Her knowing look said she wasn't fooled.


What's the most embarrassing thing YOU'VE done lately?