Reality TV Heaven!

Yep. Thats was me last night. In complete and total Reality T.V. bliss. It was pretty much the best night ever because of two things: I'm Pregnant And _______ & Teen Mom.

In case you havent ever watched I'M Pregnant and _________ , get with the program (literally!) This show comes on Discovery Health and is pretty much the best show ever. Ever week the powers that be (or more like the exes at Discovery) fill in the black with some wacky subject such as "homeless" or "Bi-polar" or "starving myself til I pass out." Last week it was "I'm Pregnant and Having a Dwarf" which filled me with glee because I love a good reality show about dope fiends and midgets. Throw pregnancy in the mix and it will almost push me over the edge.

So last night, "I'm Pregnant and a Drug Dealer" started at 8pm and "Teen Mom" follwed immediately after. Since these two shows were both coming on and I was still obligated to feed hubs and the minions that live here, I bought frozen pizzas and was done with it. At 7:45 I made sure hubs was settled into his man cave and let my two little ones eat pizza in the living room while watching Disney XD (they loved it!)

The drug dealer show was just fabulous, but the real action happened on Teen Mom. Oh my goodness the drama. Oh the drama! Whew! It was good stuff and I hate to admit it, but I watched it AGAIN when it re-played at 11 P.M.

But then something peculiar happened. Inspiration hit, and here I am!

While watching a clip of MTV's Engaged and Underage, I realized that I missed my chance. I could've been on this show when I had my first wedding. Damn it!

We would've been the greatest Engaged and Underage couple ever. We had all of the qualifications.

Ridiculously young and naive? Check!

Facing doubts from our well-meaning families? Check!

Dubious means of supporting ourselves? Check!

Numerous break-up type fights? Check!

What we thought was a "grown up" wedding? Check!

Adamant refusal to acknowledge the potential disaster of the situation? Check!

Tears and hurt feelings abound? Check!

I can't believe I missed out on that situation. Granted we were technically of legal age when we actaully said "I DO" (although, just barely.)

If you watch the show, you know you can go to MTV online to see how the couples are doing post-honeymoon. I'd like to nominate the idea of a show that catches up with them a couple years later to see who is still together.

We could take bets.

(Not that I'm pessimistic or anything.)

(Although, I am a big proponent of the starter-husband. Seriously. A must have for every young girl who wants to get it right eventually. Yes, a little awkward post-divorce, but you're a pro the second time around.)

(AND it's fun to joke with Hubs about how I turn 'em and burn 'em. Keeps him on his toes.)

Le sigh. I guess I'll just have to wait for another opportunity to be on TV.

Maybe Hubs and I could be on Family Feud! Or Deal or No Deal!

Sucks for you, MTV!!

You have no idea what you missed!